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More Porn for Moms

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matthew fox momDo you recall one of my previous #FridayFunny blog posts called "Friday Funny Pregnancy Porn?"

In that link, I introduced you to the hilarity that is Pregnant Chicken, a woman blogger dedicated to laughing about all things pregnancy (talk about a niche!). Her original post featuring eye candy like Ryan Gosling and Matthew Fox (my personal favorite) whispering the words pregnant women would like to hear is called "Porn for Pregnant Ladies," and if you haven't yet visited, please do.

So now that you've laughed at that one, click over to visit "Porn for Moms of Toddlers," by Mommy Shorts.

I know that many of our Maternitique customers (and hopefully you, our Materni-Talk readers) are second or third time moms who already have a little one at home in addition to being pregnant now.

So for you ladies who fantasize about having a man who will put your toddler to bed and manage the whole routine without you so you can, just once, watch a reality tv show, then Ilana, aka Mommy Shorts, has what you need.

Like this:
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I laughed so hard, I was in tears.

Have a lovely weekend. Thanks for reading and sharing,


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